Slop Head Football

How it plays

• Hit the ball with your head or your foot, and time your jumps.
• Floating black bars and circles hang in the air and the ball caroms off them. They reshuffle after every goal, so no two kickoffs are the same puzzle.
• Eighteen power-ups. Speed, jump, freeze, big and small goals, big and small heads, bombs that fall out of the sky, a streaker, and ball modifiers.
• A level score at full time goes to golden goal. Next goal wins.

The rival

• 🟢 Quick match (mild). The rival is distracted.
• 🔴 Quick match (extreme). The rival has studied.
• ☠️ Quick match (impossible). Nearly impossible to beat. Good luck.

Modes

🏆 Slop Cup: a three round tournament. The difficulty climbs after each opponent.

🛒 The between round shop: spend match money on upgrades for your next attempt. You'll need as many as you can get for the championship round.

📅 Daily match: one shared fixture a day. Same rival, same pitch geometry, same power-up drops for everybody.

🛋️ Couch duel: two players, one keyboard. P1 on A/D/W plus Space, P2 on the arrows plus P.

⚔️ Duel online: a real rival, live, over a shared room code.

Scoring

Every goal is 1,500. Winning adds 3,000. Winning without conceding adds another 1,500. Only solo matches against the CPU count. Couch duels and online duels are off the leaderboard by design, because a score you can arrange with a friend is not a real score.

The Slop Cup ceiling is 36,000: a twenty one goal clean sheet rout.